Crazy cricket match on Bramble Bank
The Royal Southern Yacht Club wins the battle of Bramble Bank...
August 23, 2013
You won't get a much crazier cricket match than the one held every year on Bramble Bank in the middle of the Solent. "Quintessentially English madness on a beautiful summer's evening", is how Royal Southern Yacht Club team captain Mark 'Tommo' Tomson describes the event.
Played this year in conditions most generously described as 'moist', the Hamble club emerged triumphant over arch rivals the Cowes-based Island Sailing Club - it being their turn to win the annual mid-Solent encounter under the even-handed umpiring of Philip Gage.
"We went out there and assessed the wicket," said Tommo, a 15-year veteran of the match, seven as captain. "We won the toss so put the opposition in to bat and we bowled very well. We got a bit of reverse swing with all the moisture in the air - they found that tricky and really didn't score many runs.
"My men went in to bat and batted with true gusto and spirit. There were a couple of half centuries by Hugo (Morgan Harris) and Mike (Ewart-Smith) and then we had knight of the realm Sir Robin (Knox-Johnston) coming in at the tail end, and we really hammered them - 318 runs to their paltry 60."
Even the absence of any fully exposed bank failed to dampen high spirits. Tommo continued: "Well the wind and the weather dominate our lives down here on the south coast and we can't always predict everything we'd like to.
"The wind was up a bit more than we would have liked and we didn't get as much mud bank as we hoped for, but it was still enough to have a good game of cricket - better than last year, not as good as the year before. I remember '65 being a vintage year." And he added: "It's one of my favourite days of the year, and being part of Splash Week as well - just being able to see all the kids and everyone out there enjoying themselves. What more could you want?"
It was a sentiment echoed by Sir Robin Knox-Johnston, a regular member of the team over the past five or six years. "This is one of those events you can't miss, can you? It's a great crowd of people, enormous fun and nicely nautical - how else can you combine cricket with sailing? It shows imagination in my view."
Of his own prowess with bat and ball he added: "It's the best performance I've ever had. I actually connected with the ball and wasn't bowled out first ball. Last year I was waved out - the ball landed in the water and a wave picked it up and hit my stumps, so I waded, I thought it was the gentlemanly thing to do.
"With my six balls bowling there was only one run scored off them. Where the skill comes, when you can actually see the pitch which you couldn't this year, is to aim for the pool nearest the batsman and land the ball so it throws up a spray of sand into his face and stops dead so he can't hit it."
The instigation of the eccentric event is credited to legendary Cowes yacht designer Uffa Fox, though precise historical details are thin on the ground. Suffice to say the Royal Southern took up the cudgels over 30 years ago in an event which is now an annual summer fixture.

